WHAT AREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT? THE ISTENCE! THAT IS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOUR "HEALTH"!
4 OUT OF 5 DOCTORS AGREE: NOT TALKING ABOUT THE ISTENCE IS THE ONLY WAY TO CURE THE ISTENCE, WHICH DOES NOT EXIST AND SHOULD NOT BE DISCUSSED FOR ANY REASON.
President of DATatI Dr. Jessiker Square advises: "Why would you talk about the Istence when it isn't even a real thing and has never been a real thing? Isn't talking about fake things really boring and stupid? That's what 4 out of 5 doctors think, and who even is that fifth doctor anyway? Why would we care about what one doctor thinks when four other doctors have already expressed their unanimous opinion? Why did we even ask that fifth doctor? We could have just stopped with the first four and have had four out of four doctors, all in perfect agreement that you should never say anything about the Istence and you surely shouldn't ask Museum Docent Marlo Greaves for a cure! Don't do that!"
President of DATatI Dr. Jessiker Square advises: "Why would you talk about the Istence when it isn't even a real thing and has never been a real thing? Isn't talking about fake things really boring and stupid? That's what 4 out of 5 doctors think, and who even is that fifth doctor anyway? Why would we care about what one doctor thinks when four other doctors have already expressed their unanimous opinion? Why did we even ask that fifth doctor? We could have just stopped with the first four and have had four out of four doctors, all in perfect agreement that you should never say anything about the Istence and you surely shouldn't ask Museum Docent Marlo Greaves for a cure! Don't do that!"